Did anyone take their Universal Life Church ordination as seriously as I have when I became a minister sum years ago? Maybe that was the whole point of the ULC and their core tenants that ministers “must” uphold:
- Do only that which is right.
- Every individual is free to practice their
religionhowever they like as long as their actions do not impinge upon the rights or freedoms of others and are in accordance with the law.
In either case, the ULC has made my life a sacred place today because I’m able to navigate to this online community where and when I’m not sure what else to do. Sitting with Lady Gaga to my right and Stephen Colbert to my left, these noble artists and I light candles together as fellow ministers of the cloth. Then after the ceremony, I scribble out some rules about candles.
Birdanity Rule #1
All humans are naturally endowed with the right
write to control their own life (time).
Birdanity Rule #2
When you get _____, get up and go for a walk if you can.
Birdanity Rule #3
Seriously folks, go get some vitamin D if you can.
Birdanity Rule #4
Alright, alright, “you’ll go walk the dog now?”.
Birdanity Rule #5
Give thanks (a lot) today, and write some p.s.
~Stephanie Bird (aka, p.s!)