Have you ever wondered if Moses’ manna was a chocolate protein shake?
Some Israelites were like, “Those ingredients… I’m gaining a lot of weight with all those carbs!”
And then another miracle happened and protein shakes stopped falling from heaven.
Moses was mad.
Dark chocolate helped his mood.
God said to Moses, “meh, I tried… also, here are some more golden commandments on a chocolate tablet! Eat up!”
Moses brought the golden tablets home.
They no longer exist.
He ate them.
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