Dear Mormon Church,

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Dear Mormon Church,

I have a confession.

I’m sorry that I

Peed &

Pooped

In your yard.

A decade ago.

In Beaver,

Utah.

Signed,

A Bird

p.s. No.. I didn’t

pick it up.

Again..

I’m

sorry.

#FART

But..?

I did

Buy

An

“I love

Beaver”

T-Shirt..

From the

Gift shop.

(I wear it often.)

Image of “I ❤️Beaver” t-shirt by Bird.
Image of “Life in a Box”. Music by Kelsey Edwards

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