
Dear Mormon Church,
I have a confession.
I’m sorry that I
Peed &
Pooped
In your yard.
A decade ago.
In Beaver,
Utah.

Signed,
A Bird
p.s. No.. I didn’t
pick it up.
Again..
I’m
sorry.
#FART
But..?
I did
Buy
An
“I love
Beaver”
T-Shirt..
From the
Gift shop.
(I wear it often.)




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